“People loved the story you told about going to the movies with Chris, and someone even made a comic, they literally drew a comic of you and Chris going to the movies.” [x]
“But I was just-“
“People were throwing money, Tony!”
In which Tony sees an opportunity, and he seizes it.
Tony and Steve discover the identity of the Spider-Man.
STOP MAKING ME CRY.
RIGHT IN THE SUPERFAMILY FEELS